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The Prediction for Brady: Pain!

Brendan Tobin
January 19, 2018 - 3:42 pm
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The day is almost upon us! The Jacksonville Jaguars are going to wreck the New England Patriots on Sunday. Blake Bortles and dem’boys are heading to the Super Bowl. This version of the Patriots doesn’t have the talent to match the Jaguars. They can’t win the game on legacy and the ghosts of Foxborough. Their delusional fans, Sully and Murph are in for a rude awakening.

The Pats are Rocky Balboa in the beginning of Rocky III, beating bums, has beens and setups. The Jags are Clubber Lang. Hey Woman! Hey Woman! Let me show you a real man...his name is Calais Campbell. Their defense’s confidence is at a dangerous level. On offense, they are too dumb to fail and too young to fear. The neutered genius, Bill Belichick will be perplexed by predictability.

The prediction for Brady....Pain!

Jaguars win 27-13

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