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Zaslow, Romberg & Amber: Giantcarlo

Zaslow & Amber
December 06, 2017 - 10:14 am


The Giancarlo Stanton rumors are heating up. Sounds like the Marlins could end up with a decent deal. Derek Jeter went on Mike Francesa's show and basically told Marlins fans to be patient. Bleep him. Slim is paying up on his humiliation pool loss. He has to eat a giant bucket of candy corn before the show is over. Eli Manning to the Dolphins next year? Tobin's into it. Zas is not. Dion Waiters spoke about the HEAT's slow(ish) start this season. Zas thinks it's crazy that he mentioned losing Luke Babbit as part of the reason the team is struggling. Amber outs Zas as a person who waits long periods of time in busy parking lots for the perfect spot so he doesn't have to walk a long way. 


Romberg want Tim Tebow to marry his daughter. Goran Dragic wants Kelly Olynyk to be more aggressive with his jump shot. Lavar Ball is in the news again. David Samson went on the Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz yesterday and had an interesting take on why Mike Hill is the only guy NOT to get fired by Derek Jeter. 


The show looks back at the Marlins crappy deals from last offseason. Tobin wants the Dolphins to sign Eli Manning AND trade for Odell Beckham Jr. He claims that he is a super "woke" when it comes to the Dolphins. He attempts to prove this by playing an awful Phil Collins parody about Ndamukong Suh. The show laments how many mass emails they get at work that have no relevance to them whatsoever. Amber checks in on Slim, who can barely put words together, he feels so sick. 

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